"Normally escaping like this would earn you at least 10 days in solitary with just bread and water to eat.  But I will let you off that if you fight me in a body blow boxing match!"
"What if I win and beat the crap out of you?" I snarled.
"Well that won't happen, but if it does you can take your chance at trying to get away again!"
"You've got a deal cocksucker!" I said.