Suddenly the door opened and in strolled Richard.  For a second he looked surprised and shocked, but then his face lit up with delight as he realised he had a potential stockade fight here!
"OK ladies you seem to be having a bit of a quarrel!  I suggest that this evening we go to a private spot that I have created especially for resolving such quarrels - in private with boxing gloves.  What do you say to that?"